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The Evil Shepherd is a 1922 mystery thriller novel by the British writer E. Phillips Oppenheim. It was published in the United States by Little, Brown. Oppenheim was a prolific writer whose novels enjoyed great popularity during the era.
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{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
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The discography of Welsh singer Rhydian Roberts consists of eight studio albums, one greatest hits compilation and three singles. His eighth album was released in February 2023, and became his second album to top the UK Classical Albums Chart.
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