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Abbéville-lès-Conflans is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in northeastern France.
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Nicholas Kont of Orahovica was a Croato-Hungarian nobleman, very powerful and influential in the royal court of king Louis the Angevin, serving as Count palatine. He was the forefather and founder of the Iločki noble family.
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