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Malden is a town in the Dutch municipality of Heumen, Gelderland. \nMalden is located straight to the south of the City of Nijmegen. Malden is also home to the town hall of Heumen. Malden's football club is called SV Juliana '31.
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\n\nJohn Bateman, 2nd Viscount Bateman was a British politician who sat in the House of Commons from 1746 to 1784.
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