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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

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