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Her Majesty is a 1922 American silent comedy film directed by George Irving and starring Mollie King, Creighton Hale and Rose Tapley.
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Influencer is a 2022 American psychological horror film directed by Kurtis David Harder, who co-wrote the movie with Tesh Guttikonda. It stars Cassandra Naud, Emily Tennant, Rory J. Saper and Sara Canning.
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