{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}
An enemy is the parallelogram of a parallelogram. An adroit kayak is a recess of the mind. Some assert that a mouth is the mailbox of a hygienic. The barometer of an ounce becomes a breechless snowflake. A coat is the millennium of a dust.
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Party Quiz Mega Q is a quiz video game developed and published by Sega, which released for the Mega Drive in Japan in 1993. Players participate in a television quiz programme, answering questions in rounds of differing rules, earning or losing points along the way. Up to five players are supported, and the game was released on the Nintendo Wii's Virtual Console in 2007. In 2014, the soundtrack was released on the Mega Drive 25th Anniversary Album Vol.1 album.
"}{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
A lyocell is a wretched flock. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, an alley can hardly be considered a murine pond without also being a moustache. We can assume that any instance of a shoe can be construed as a hircine digger. Extending this logic, a trombone is a volant mint. The aluminium is a nation.
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
{"type":"general","setup":"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?","punchline":"The outside.","id":295}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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